2011
In the beginning there was nothing. Wollay was bored. So he made a cube.
A cube was not interesting enough, so he made 2.
2 became 4.
4 became 8.
8 became 16....
The cubes quickly multiplied, occupying every corner of the world.
And so Cubeworld was born.
Wollay was pleased, he hopped on tweeterverse and let the world known.
A small cult was formed in Nov 2011 to worship Wollay as the gods.
The place of worship became known as cubeworld redditum.
The chosen one became our chief.
Chief led us singing wollay's gospel
relayed his messages to the follower
show us what the world will be like under his hand
The holy words were copied into the "Blockspot" and passed down
Some pages were lost as fire tinders
Cubeworld was quite bare then, but we got by eating barks.
It would have been a calm year if not for when The chief slipped on a puddle of [redacted] while [redacted] and became bed-ridden.
Wollay decided to airdrop his message instead.
2012
Jan
The word came by that Wollay was hired by Jesus. We were happy that Wollay could stand beside the Holy Christ himself. The days of bark-eating might finally come to an end.
But the deal didn't go through. We did not understand why but Wollay had to have his reasons that are beyond our comprehension.
Feb
A traveller from a far land came to town bragging about this magic mechanism that uses steam. We paid him no attention, for everything we had were a gift of god.
We lend the outsiders our wisdom
Handed out pamphlets to the curious
Taught them the way of the cube
We got exotic garments in exchange
Some decided to join us in the converse with the god
"Who's Wollay?", the unenlightened asked.
"God" we said,
"Creator of the world"
Wollay taught us how to live
Wollay taught us how to fight
Wollay taught us the meaning of life
And we shall do the same for you
if you wish to seek the cube
One of the folk was acting weird earlier. He seemed to be.. possessed?
But we need not to fear, for we are the blessed and no harm will be done to us.
The smithy's been cooking up some weapons since then
We will conquer the world
With that?
March
"Senpai please notice me" - ShuffleBitSound
ShuffleBitSound did not get noticed. He's not worthy. To become one with Wollay would take a lot more. You are not ready, yet.
We were experiencing some ground shakes
Mountain ranges emerged before us
Dungeons sprouting from among the woods
Once again we witness Wollay's unmatched power. We saw a blockhead rushed into the dungeon with bare hands. His name is Steve. Steve never talks. Steve loves punching trees. Steve always wears a turquoise shirt. Steve is an idiot, but we will not abandon Steve.
It is today our strength will be tested.
We ventured into the unknown with our swords
Fended off monsters
Searched every corner of the dungeon
...
We never found Steve.
Apr
Weeks gone by and not a single word from the sky daddy. We thought Wollay has joined Team Silent. Fortunately this was not the case
May
"Follow my teaching closely and I shall grant you riches and glories"
"What does that mean?" "Soon you will know"
Then the ice age came
Fear not we can skin those bastards and craft leather jackets now.
Jun
"Is wollay dead?", a voice risen from the crowd.
We heard the earth trembling.
A giant figure approached us from the horizon.
It's eye growing emerald.
It's presence dreadful.
It demanded our attention.
And we did so
When a light beams was emitted from the eye striking into the crowd.
The voice was no more
only endless screaming remained.
He's alive.
He knows.
He watches.
Hail Wollay!
Hail Wollay!
Hail Wollay!
Jul
Wollay was ready to preach the world about the glory of cubeworld
For that we have to dress nicely
Only the Almighty Wollay could program a website in C++
Hail Wollay!
Hail Wollay!
Hail Wollay!
Our effort was made known to the world
The townhall organizer was found stockpiling spheres again our back, against the teaching of Wollay
He was exiled and erased off the record.
Sep
We all shed a cubic tear for Wollay's triumph.
Wollay took a vacation, a well deserved one after all those hard works
The cubic disease is spreading
Oh fuck yeah spread it. Spread it wide and deep.
Some were not happy that Wollay hasn't introduced the industrial revolution to the game.
We need no machinery to aid us.
We will create.
We will invent.
We will thrive.
With our own hands.
With friends
With families
Hail Wollay!
Oct
Wollay added classes. My kid said he wants to be a fence post. I promptly slapped him in the face. He no longer wanted to be a fence post.
Wollay asked us for a new name for the world he's creating. I think Cubeworld is fine. Cube has EIGHT AWSOME ANGLES, like an octagon. Isn't that awesome?!
Wollay teased us a 2012 world-wide release
Haha Wollay so funny.
We got roofs over our head. With this civilization will finally flourish. We just need to figure out how to make round wheels now.
We could sleep on our faces now. Such inclusive. Wow! Even though there exist psychopaths in the world, Wollay still loves them.
Someone made a marketing campaign to advertise the way of the cube. We got a few visitors then.
We handed out leaflets for the world learn about our superior ways of living.
Nov
Wollay added some infrastructure into the world. Investment in infrastructure is always good.
Dec
Wollay has created sentient beings. Finally we can [redacted] the [redacted] while [redacted]
Some were upset at the slow development of Cubeworld.
They will not understand that the life is more than just the end result, it's the journey that matters
For Christmas wollay blessed us with....Hand glider.
We will fly
We will fly
We will fly
Toward the start of Christmas Wollay teased a 2012 release, but it was juust a joke.
Haha Wollay so funny.
Oh what is this? A weapon to surpass Cubic Gear?
Fools! Geometry is eternal.
As Christmas draws near, we all tucked ourselves in the comfy beds and waited for 2013.
2013 will be a great year.
2013 The Golden Age
https://old.reddit.com/r/CubeWorld/comments/1bj8p8/wollay_sorry_for_the_lack_of_posts_im_a_little/
AT LONG LAST THE ALPHA IS RELEASED
The site crashed due to demand. The universe cried, flooring wollay's server room, further elevating the issue.
Then the site came back on. We cried, flooring wollay's server room. Thankfully, this time the server is on the cloud now.
The mobile industry was just as hyped
Things turned quick when we had influx of new people.
We invented revolutionary technologies
We explored the continent and discovered the ancient monument
and getting lost while doing it
We augmented our karmaswords
Made our gears
We pioneered the prequel to BotW
The Cucco carried us to the height of minecraft.
And the cubic sail brought us to the edge of the world.
While wizards pounded our asses
Many sacrifices were made
We lusted for frogs
and tried to fuck squirrels
Years of suffering has not gone in vain
We celebrated wollay's brilliance
They made more offerings to show their royalties.
Even though the there were still glitches in the matrix.
Updates were rolling out
Wollay's visions were being realized, one by one.
Is this bliss,
or loss?
The town were soon overran by selfie mobs
Some were not happy with the alpha
Opinions were divided
Someone made a parody account to mock wollay
HOW DEAR YOU.
The fun quickly wore out for most
r/cubeworld were thirsty for more.
We waited.
We waited.
We waited.
And waited.
July 23, 2013. Remember this day.
I REMEMBER IT
I REMEMBER IT
I REMEMBER IT
A self claimed time traveller had warned us the future is of certain doom
Heresy was brewing
And wollay got scrutinized just as much as O̴̧̪͓͙͎̪͋̈́̅̂̏̈͑̊̔̔̌͘͝͠b̴̆̀̏̅͒͌̑͋͛́̏͊̕͜a̴̘̻̙͆͛̊͂̀̿̓̎̇͛͐̏̃̾̏ͅm̵̢̡̢̛̜͕͙̼̬͍̱͚̗̪̲͖̎́̌̌̂̒͆͊͆̀͒̋͠á̴̢̤̖͎̱̫̰̟͐̽̃͑͂͋'̷̨̢̹͖̘̞̞͖̟͙̙̠̀̆͒̅̈́͠š̷̬͓̺́͂̈́͠ ̴͕̺͔̺͙͋̓̓̏̇̓͐̆̊̉̊̎̿̇B̴̮̤͆̐͌͋̐̔̈́̂͑͛͘į̴̻͇̳̈́̄̔͂̎̀̉͛̎́͋̀͆̎̃͜r̷̨̬͈͉̈͑̾́̈͝ṯ̸͕̋̍͆̈́̇̉̇ḫ̴̔̄́͗̏̾̅̔̓͛ ̵̡̙͕̝̓̇́̊̎̏͊̄́̅͂͌̚͘͘C̴̛̯̅̄̚e̷̢̗̲̘̯͔͋̄̒̊̒̎̕͜ŕ̸̢͖͍̹̤̝͈̝̪̖̜̌̔ţ̸̦̜͔̹̖̙͒͑̉̋̒̾̋͒̎̚į̷̺̓̄̔́̎̓͛̑f̸̰̓̀̔̓͂̆̎̋͒͐̕͘į̸̯̮̻̼̯̬͇͇͔͌̈̀̑͌̽ͅc̸͕̯̣̼͆̀̓̽͊̆á̸̡̨̭̘̪̱̳̪̱͉̹̠̀̅́͂̍̒̅t̶̢̯̾͆̎̃̽͗̋̽̊̄̀̽͠͝ē̴̛̟̳̟͆̂͑̄̏̐̅́̇̂̉̕
Members gathered and started rituals to reconnect with Wollay in a desperate measure
He answered
but only throught intermediums
We were losing our edges, angles became bevels, cubeworld became memes, wollay became dead.
A power vacuum was created and our adversaries quickly moved in, looted our homes and murdered half the town's people. They became known as the "Trovejan House".
The sub was slowly descenting into polarizing ends, when Wollay reassured us the path forward is still cubic and bright
Those with faith embraced his words while the heretics continued to riot.
The lord blessed us with an update before the harsh winter of 2013.
But the population kept dwindling.
"You need not to worry, follow the way of the cube" He said.
"updates are coming"
We were too stranded to send out any expeditions.
Winter came, woods out. Foods were scarce.
A civil war was inevitable
Press F to negotiate
We embraced ourselves and held on whatever is left while watching out for external threats
2014
Jan
A group of pirates landed in our town, we managed to repel them with only few losses
More expeditions were sent out following town teleport
And we managed to stock up on resources and brought the town back from the verge of dying.
The quest system was been added,
Perhaps we will finally have a functioning economy.
Morales were low
We sent out a team to the top of the monument for a ritual
The chief died today after being bed-ridden for 2.5 years even with our best effort.
He's last word was:
you ASSked for it XD - Maebbie
Goodbye Chief. Rest in peace.
F
May
Wollay added more quests
Even if it gruesome, the gourmet gnome soup was of great help
And our ritual was being answered
Jun
More died as famine hit us
More quests were posted on the job board but we were too weak to complete any
Dec
Winter of 2014 rolls around, this time we were alone.
Without any guidances
Some decided to leave.
We did not bother to stop them.
2015
Tension was still on the rise
Jun
More left as the situation stagnated
July
We searched and searched, flippign every cube rock we came across trying to find wollay
Every day we wake, we asked: "Where is Wollay"
Before we even realized, months had gone by without a word from him
Oct
But every once in a while, Wollay poked at us with his invisible cube hand, we didn't know exactly where he touched, but response from the crowd varies from "Oh fuck yeah" to "Wow you bunch retards."
Then we started hearing music in our minds
The sound accompanied us everywhere we go
Even when we were taking dumps
"More to come at 12." Wollay said
The crowd cheered.
"I mean more music."
Silence befallen the crowd once again.
"We can make a religion out of this" Some said.
The inevitable will soon come, with cubes raining from the sky
The Cube Stranding is near
As the window to purchase the game is rapidly closing
Nov 2015
Through all this ordeal, some grew emotionless
Others clenched to the cube harder than ever before
"I tweet, therefore I am", the god himself kept reminding us.
2016
jan 2016
We celebrited our 2.5th year of establishing the settement, fearing we might not make it to the 3rd.
"Riches and glorys await you at the end"
feb 2016
Extremly bored, we found a way to craft potion faster by throwing everything in the pot together and let the gnome sort them out.
mar 2016
Then wollay thow in a giant enermy empire in the border.
But it's ok, we have isolated ourself inside the walled garden.
No harm will be done to us.
apr 2016
"The updates are coming"
But all we could grasp is our desperations.
In the mean time, Wollay renovated his heavenly gate
And made some chagnes to the physics
Matters not, we are grounded here anyway since beginning of cube.
july 2016
Alas, we made it to the 3rd year, without much fanfare
Why are we still here? Just to suffer?
Our dreams and hope are 3 feet below the ground, where they are shielded from the harsh reality, right beside the grave of the chief
"You are safe down here, don't worry"
aug 2016
New dungeons spawned in the world
While the ground trembles with dissonance
We are not going down there.
We will embrace each other instead
Steve, forgive us.
sep 2016
Once in a while, travellers would come to our town, they always left in disappointments.
The steel empire once marched into our town, but upon seeing our broken roof, them, too left in disappointment.
It's a bless and a curse.
nov 2016
Wollay, please say something.
"Bruh."
We still have the cube that was given by wollay himself in 2013, but the cube has lost it's shine, and the corners cracked.
Looking at the cube, wondering why we were here in the first place.
We heard a new king was crowned in the distance homworld.
Grandma, grandpa. I am sorry. I will be back once everything is over.
dec 2016
Some townsman had not spoken for so long they struggled speaking words
The campfire burned without us attending
2017
Jan
Some speculated we all living in a computer simulation and a bug is currently glitching Wollay
What a ridiculous thought.
Wollay is still working.
Wollay is always working.
He just need to wait for the right time.
The right is not here yet. Soon, but not yet.
Apr
Wollay made a joke today, it was not funny.
Wait what? He meant it??
oh..Oh...OH!!!!..oh...oh...
Wollay
Wollay
Wollay
Allow us to admire your glorious presence once more.
Wollay
Wollay
Wollay
may
Wollay still spoke to us once in a while, but people were starting to ignore him, loitering around whatever
Why are you still here then?
Twon Twon Twon Twon Twon Twon Twon Twon Twon Twon
Woley Woley Woley Woley Woley Woley Woley Woley Woley Woley
july
Wollay want to introduce us to new geometries.
Nah, I think I will keep holding into my cube instead
The origin of the gospel has lost its meaning, getting lost in translation through the ages.
Wollay
Wollay
Wollay
Let the update drop in a single huge pile into our world, even if it will doom our town in the process. Our sacrifice will not go in vain.
rituals were conducted to summon the lord
[As we made it into the 4th year](https://old.reddit.com/r/CubeWorld/comments/6oyznt/oc_its_been_now_4_years_since_the_latest_update/]
Happy birthday to cube
Happy birthday to cube
Happy birthday to cubeworld
Happy birthday to cube
Ah the good old times, how I miss you
aug
Let me sleep, let me sleep and only wake me up when the update drops
Let me sleep
Let me sleep
Let me sleep
Leave me alone
Leave me alone
Leave me alone
WAIT NOT LIKE THIS
COME BACK
COME BACK
COME BACK
Can I buy the game?
Leave him be, he's insane.
The game will be out when it's done.
Our beloved god is never done working
"It's all Wollay's fault!"
"I am done with this shit"
More packed up and went their way.
I have warned you but you insisted.
Without the divine protection of the cube, you are certainly on your way to your demise.
God will punish you.
sep
Wollay has invented the cloak of invisibility, that's why we haven't seen him for a while, he's having fun.
If Wollay is happy, so are we.
nov
The church of the cube has become known for the devotions of its' belivers.
I know the pain, but believe me, this is the only way.
dec
The messsager we sent out has returned! And he brought a copy of the game!!!
But it was just a dream
Even Santa wants a copy
SURELY Wollay won't disappoint MR.SANTA.
Someone threatened to suicide if an update drops
The update didn't come.
He's kind, he's forgiving and he will not see his people suffering.
What is a "internet" and why do we need it?
No
No
No
It's all conspiracy from the church of the globe, trying to undermine our devotion to the gods.
Only prayers will connect us to Wollay
We must pray HARDER.
2018
2018 seen no holy words coming from the twitter verse, perhaps he would communicated to us though other means.
apr
Some lawyers came to town, citing laws we never heard before.
We ushed them away.
Wollay is the LAW.
may
No. Genie will not grant you wishes, for him is a deity way below Wollay
Know your place, trash.
Perhaps the gods are having a meeting, and one of them disconnected.
What were them discussing, we might never know.
But what I do know, is that wollay will never abondon us.
The privacy policy changed.
It doesn't matter, for all we do are under the watch of wollay.
We must keep our mind clear of all doubts.
No no no no no no get the fuck out of here with your "internet" before we crucifix you on the cube
WE
DONT
NEED
IT
Are you in pain?
Yes
Always
It's required.
Suffering is part of the course
jun
"I have seen the updates."
proclaimed one.
Poor guy, he's been blinded for years. And now he's seeing stuff that's not there.
Wollay, please protect him.
Some didn't escape the snap
It's ok
You are one wiith Wollay now.
Watching over us.
https://old.reddit.com/r/CubeWorld/comments/8odlyc/this_subreddit_for_the_last_5_years/
https://old.reddit.com/r/CubeWorld/comments/8q5i4b/almost_5_years/
https://old.reddit.com/r/CubeWorld/comments/8rktkc/most_likely_scenario/
https://old.reddit.com/r/CubeWorld/comments/8pm9ii/ok/
https://old.reddit.com/r/CubeWorld/comments/8s15ot/cubeworld_has_been_canceled_but_theres_a_sequel/
july
https://old.reddit.com/r/CubeWorld/comments/934n02/at_this_point_ill_try_anything_to_keep_my_mind/
aug
https://old.reddit.com/r/CubeWorld/comments/9762u2/i_created_a_website_to_check_every_official_cube/
sep
https://old.reddit.com/r/CubeWorld/comments/9i1afk/devs_are_asleep_upvote_the_mighty_red_ogre/
oct
https://old.reddit.com/r/CubeWorld/comments/9oun3r/i_bruteforced_230k_seeds_to_find_one_where_the/
https://old.reddit.com/r/CubeWorld/comments/9r18oy/update_3_half_life_3/
nov
https://old.reddit.com/r/CubeWorld/comments/9vevy2/wollay_plz/
https://old.reddit.com/r/CubeWorld/comments/9v8hpw/at_this_rate_itll_only_be_two_or_three_more_hours/
https://old.reddit.com/r/CubeWorld/comments/9xp6n5/im_willing_to_do_anything_for_it_the_hardest/
https://old.reddit.com/r/CubeWorld/comments/9ynalk/it_really_do_be_like_that/
https://old.reddit.com/r/CubeWorld/comments/a0g79z/2013_my_my_have_the_years_gone_by/
https://old.reddit.com/r/CubeWorld/comments/9v37r3/cube_world_community_be_like/
https://old.reddit.com/r/CubeWorld/comments/9zqohi/i_built_wollay_in_cube_world_maybe_hell_even_see/
https://old.reddit.com/r/CubeWorld/comments/a1orbu/quick_before_the_meme_dies_out/
dec
https://old.reddit.com/r/CubeWorld/comments/a2at45/response_from_wolfram_12218/
https://old.reddit.com/r/CubeWorld/comments/a62lct/waiting_to_consume/
We got used to get though winters
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